What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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