- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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