9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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