- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What? Yes.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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