- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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