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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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