what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Smelly Indians.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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