A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Lewis

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Tall asians

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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