why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

the economy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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