What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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