A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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This is not funny.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Anti Joke

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