A man walks into a bar

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Hail Hitler

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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