- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Neil is a reterd.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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