One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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whats my name? Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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wanna here a joke? you.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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