- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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