- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

[Set up] [No punch line]

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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