- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Knock Knock? Come in.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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