The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Your Mom

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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