A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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