*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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