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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face Hunter is scum

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

dyslexic's Untie

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

That is so fetch

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

cats are pussies

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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