Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Face Hunter is scum

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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dyslexic's Untie

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That is so fetch

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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