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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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