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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what's white and sticky semen

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.