whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Irish sobriety

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...