- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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