- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Irish sobriety

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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