Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

9/11 my birthday

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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