If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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A woman wears a dress.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Obama lin Baden.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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