Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Chuck Norris is dead......

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Me Neither.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...