What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Massie is a fatass

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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