- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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