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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Face...tastes like chicken!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A Mormon walks into a bar

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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