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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

world society

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Rebecca Black's career.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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