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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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top kek

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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