Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Cheese

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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