- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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