- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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