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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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