everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Well this is pointless.....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's two plus two? Window

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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