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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

scientology.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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