frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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