- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

You were born.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

The Labour Party.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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