a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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