What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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TIMMY

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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