Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Skinny people fart less.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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