How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Boob

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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were you expecting a joke

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