- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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