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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A man did not like this site

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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