- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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